Contact Bertrand the TroubleMaker

Get in touch with me, the most notorious troublemaker in the land.

Send me your complaints, suggestions, and bribes.

• Join the Secret Society for the Most Troublesome of Troublemakers
• Read some of my most troubling tales of woe and despair
• Get expert tips from yours truly on how to cause maximum chaos with minimum effort

Or if you're feeling extra mischievous, try to secretly hack the website (but don't tell anyone I sent you).